B

This is B, my roommate and longtime friend. He recently lives in the room leading to the nook. New employee of Lunds, he now has a job that will keep him off the streets and make sure he's on the straight and narrow. Get him on the subject of Denmark and he'll talk your ears off. Or wait, don't. Please. He's not single, ladies, so don't even think about it.

BRIAN WILLIAM BRITZ
Hometown: Sauk Centre
Birthday: May 29, 1988
Past Employment: DQ, U of M bookstore
Single: NO
Catchphrase: "Can I borrow..."
or "Well, I don't I have any money right now so..."
Alright in my book: Yeah.