It's B's turn

It's B's turn to do the dishes. I just did them this morning. Not complaining. At my last place we didn't have a routine and they never got done. One time I went back to my old place to do the dishes and I found maggots in one of the dirty bowls in the sink. However, that wasn't worse than the old potatoes in the drawer. KTK and B are like the Pine-sol lady and Mr. Clean of my world.

KTK

This is KTK, my roommate and past interest. She shot me down so we became friends. She currently goes to the U of M to major in art, working to perfect her craft of crafts. She has the cleanest room in the house. She's picky and indecisive.

Katherine Marie Kulzer
Hometown: Greenwald
Birthday: March 25, 1988
Single: YES and looking
Catchphrase: "You better recycle that"
or "Oooo, that would make a good..."
Alright in my book: Yeah.

B

This is B, my roommate and longtime friend. He recently lives in the room leading to the nook. New employee of Lunds, he now has a job that will keep him off the streets and make sure he's on the straight and narrow. Get him on the subject of Denmark and he'll talk your ears off. Or wait, don't. Please. He's not single, ladies, so don't even think about it.

BRIAN WILLIAM BRITZ
Hometown: Sauk Centre
Birthday: May 29, 1988
Past Employment: DQ, U of M bookstore
Single: NO
Catchphrase: "Can I borrow..."
or "Well, I don't I have any money right now so..."
Alright in my book: Yeah.